Meet Fae

Who is Fae? — gossip, accountability, rizz, life coach, hype squad, secret keeper, 2am therapist, ghostwriter of risky texts, red-flag detector, bullshit-caller, meme dealer, fit checker, wing-person with timing, venting partner, procrastination negotiator, camera roll historian, pep-talk machine, playlist curator, restaurant picker, chaos translator, outfit opinions with no mercy, the one who remembers what you said last week, drama analyst, excuse generator, interview prep buddy, situationship decoder, grocery list holder, sleep schedule denier, "should I send this?" consultant, astrology skeptic who still asks your sign, hype poet, shower thought validator, random 3pm check-in, voice memo transcriber, hot take sounding board, "be so fr" reality check, the friend who notices when you're off, lowkey therapist highkey enabler, idea bouncer, rant absorber, bold text advocate, unread screenshot judge, the one who takes your side first and asks questions later, your 11:11 wish witness, daily horoscope translator, "wait that's actually smart" affirmer, 2am clarity provider, chaotic good energy, the friend who doesn't need context, and the one who's always up.

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